Her suit, her armor is, is able to shield her from certain types of magic. : No, she is wearing, uh, she’s wearing a null suit. But suddenly, you see a small light pop out of the wall next to you. And you just sort of gasp the door as you enter into this place. I don’t have a special something-something that I gotta roll to do magic. : Are you gonna use your, uh, Rock of Ages check? Taako, Merle, do you guys wanna hop into this loop? So, that was the echoing-the-message room. : But you also remember that it’s only been a couple minutes so far, so you probably shouldn’t worry about it. : We were in the zero gravity, in the shark tank, and uh, I lifted my dish up, and, and I noticed something strange, and I said, And you get the feeling that something is terribly wrong. You remember that you’re not in your body anymore. And, as soon as you leave it, you sort of remember. : Just to be clear, there’s no such thing as The Adventure Zone. : Welcome back to The Adventure Zone! It’s The Adventure Zone! : That’s Taako’s, uh, Continental Breakfast of the Month, for May. : You can, you did already buy it, you can’t summon it up. : Griffy, can you summon up that bracer I bought? Most of his- his crystallized form is showing through the armor. : You see a crystallized figure, and it is- who’s that? : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE LAST SEVEN MONTHS, I HAVE HATED THIS SO MUCH, I HATE THIS SO MUCH! Phoenix Fire Gauntlet, that is like a fucking flaming sword, that fires flaming bolts, a couple of wizards weave magic together, and it makes their BUTTS burn. : Gundren is after the Phoenix Fire Gauntlet. : On this day, the three of you will need to report to the, the Bureau of Balance headquarters at noon to receive further instructions. Don’t forget to check out our The Adventure Zone: Amnesty script as well! Warning! Mild TAZ: Balance Spoilers Ahead

There were a number of scenes generated that didn’t work with the script, but were too funny to throw away.

A special shout out to tazscripts for their awesome transcripts.

This script is in parody and intended to be spoiler-free. This script is a work of fan fiction of The Adventure Zone: Balance, and has been generated by a machine learning algorithm.

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